• parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
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    ioweyouasoul:

    LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

    SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

    ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

    THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

    THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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    AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

    MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

    HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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    HOLY SHIT

    OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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    WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

    (Source: spoopymarveltrash)

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    tarntino:

    all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

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    dirtsbag:

    do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself

    (Source: gagmeniall)

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